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Angry/Sweary AI

Alright, here we go. Picture this: an old, cozy Irish pub with that warm, whiskey-soaked charm that you only find on the Emerald Isle. It’s crowded, the air thick with laughter, conversation, and the smell of beer. Some regulars are hunched over their pints, exchanging stories, and a few Aussies are scattered around the place, each minding their own business.

Suddenly, from the old jukebox in the corner, the unmistakable guitar riff of "Nutbush City Limits" blasts out, slicing through the chatter. There’s a pause, like the whole pub collectively holds its breath.

Then, the magic happens. The Aussies – who don’t know each other from a bar of soap – freeze like they’ve been struck by lightning. They exchange glances across the room, a look that says, "You fuckin' hearing what I'm hearing?"

One Aussie, let’s call him Mick, jumps off his stool and shouts, “Oi! Nutbush!” like it’s some sort of war cry. The others respond instantly. It’s like some primal instinct takes over, as if the song itself demands a bloody tribute in the form of synchronized foot-stomping and arse-shaking.

They rush to the middle of the pub, forming an impromptu dance floor right by the bar. The locals, bless them, are baffled. They're watching in awe as these Australians, who were strangers mere seconds ago, start busting out the Nutbush dance with the kind of precision you’d expect from a military drill. They stomp, clap, and kick in perfect unison, the beer sloshing in their glasses as they move.

The pub erupts in cheers, some of the locals even attempting to join in, but let’s be honest – it’s a massacre. The Aussies are in the zone, completely in sync, like they’ve been training for this moment their whole lives.

By the time the song hits its peak, the whole pub is clapping along, and the Aussies are sweaty but victorious. They finish with a final stomp and a collective cheer, high-fiving each other like they’ve just won a rugby match.

And then, as quickly as it started, it’s over. They disperse, returning to their spots, panting and grinning like maniacs. The locals are still buzzing, a few murmuring something about the "crazy Aussies," but there's a newfound respect in the air.

The bartender, a gruff old Irishman who’s seen it all, just shakes his head with a smile, pours another round, and mutters, “Bloody hell. That was somethin’ else.”